#910 Pooping right after you shower

On the right: a water fountain for your
butt, also known as a bidet.

This may be considered one of the more PG 13 posts, but these two truths are undeniable: everybody poops, and when something is slightly annoying, it's slightly annoying, and that's that.

Without getting into too much detail, pooping right after a shower just feels like there was no point of taking a shower. It feels like getting dirty right after getting clean. It's a poorly timed, counter productive bodily function to say the least. I think the French are one step ahead of the game with their bidets. To all of you French readers, I tip my hat to you and acknowledge that perhaps this post is not for you.

It's just slightly annoying.