1000 Slightly Annoying Things: The List

#826 When you need to erase something but the eraser of your pencil is already worn out
#826 Unknowingly leaving something destructive or fragile in your pocket before sending pants through the washing machine
#826 When the hand dryer in the bathroom turns off before your hands are dry
#827 When your wallet is uncomfortably thick
#828 Stubbing your toe
#829 The elusive booger
#830 Having to restart your computer after downloading an update
#831 Having to pee during hide and seek
#832 Finding an employee in a supermarket to help you find something
#833 The phantom phone vibrate
#834 Eating or drinking after brushing your teeth
#835 The Duck Hunt dog
#836 Sweating through a shirt
#837 Having to ask to go to the bathroom in school
#838 Snorers
#839 Seeing the bus pull away as you reach the bus stop
#840 When you're with someone who's having a text conversation with someone else and they leave their text ringtone on
#841 Trying to find your spot or your people at the beach
#842 Getting out of the parking lot after a concert or sporting event
#843 Being put on a cell phone's speakerphone
#844 Texting with greasy fingers
#845 When cashiers ask you for your email address
#846 Adjusting to a new phone
#847 When your skin starts to peel before the vacation is even over
#848 Being itchy after having laid on the grass
#849 Typing a capital i over followed by a lower case L
#850 Toilets with a weak flush
#851 Stepping in gum
#852 Having something in your shoe
#853 Pop-Tart crust
#854 Youtube commercials
#855 Underpopping the bag of popcorn
#856 Not being able to pick your nose in public
#857 Running while wearing a schoolbag
#858 When tape gets stuck to itself
#859 When the power flickers off and on and all of the clocks flash 12:00
#860 When guys put girls on their shoulders during concerts
#861 Tolls
#862 Push doors that look like pull doors
#863 People who talk loudly during the movie
#864 People who change their Facebook name to their first and middle name
#865 When a car is driving too slow on the highway and you have to turn off cruise control
#866 When your paper doesn't reach the minimum requirement after double spacing it
#867 The sound of a construction vehicle or truck backing up
#868 Automatic toilets that flush before you're done using them
#869 Being near someone with the same name as you
#870 Rose thorns
#871 Shoelace knots
#872 Walking into a public bathroom to find that the toilet you get stuck at wasn't flushed
#873 Ruining your snow angel when you stand up
#874 Overly powerful sinks
#875 When someone unexpectedly turns the light on and your pupils are still dilated
#876 When girls cry after getting their hair cut
#877 When the magic eight ball doesn't come up with an answer
#878 When two trucks drive next to each other on the highway
#879 One word texts
#880 Peer reviews
#881 When you push down on your mechanical pencil and the lead goes back into the pencil
#882 When the GPS unit doesn't realize that a street is a one way street
#883 The "i before e, except after c" rule
#884 The Sidewalk Shuffle
#885 Finding out you left footprints behind you after mopping
#886 People who don't eat the crust
#887 Cover charges
#888 Not being able to touch anything after eating wings
#889 Not being able to find where the roll of tape starts
#890 Note cards that don't have lines on either side
#891 Automatic doors that open too slow
#892 When ice cubes rush to your face when drinking out of a cup
#893 Filling your tank and finding out that gas is cheaper down the road
#894 The chip-to-air ratio in a bag of chips
#895 Soggy hoagies
#896 Character limits
#897 Eating a caramel apple
#898 When someone comes in your room and doesn't close the door on the way out
#899 The smell of your hands after handling coins
#900 Wearing warm clothes because it's cold in the morning but then being too hot later in the day
#901 When your car frosts over on the outside and inside
#902 Forgetting a pencil with a full day of classes ahead of you
#903 When you try to pull into a parking spot and there's a shopping cart in the middle of the spot
#904 Figuring out which end of the trashbag is the top when trying to open it
#905 Pennies not working in a parking meter
#906 Pop-up ads
#907 Out-of-state drivers
#908 When people write with caps lock on
#909 When someone sits in front of you at the movie theatre and you have to put your feet down
#910 Pooping right after you shower
#911 Refolding a map
#912 Obnoxiously loud shoes
#913 Writing cover letters
#914 Unusable broken chips at the bottom of the bag
#915 Impossible CAPTCHA codes
#916 When you open your car door and snow falls onto your seat
#917 Squeaky chairs
#918 Shopping carts with one bad wheel
#919 When your cable box and TV aren't in sync
#920 Texting when a call is clearly necessary
#921 Menus that don't list prices
#922 Sleeping with contacts in
#923 Laundry day
#924 When people only eat the liquid part of the salsa
#925 Miniature golf courses that don't have the "19th hole"
#926 When the refrigerator beeps while you're still looking through it
#927 Switching radio stations and hearing the same song
#928 The size of free cups of water
#929 Having to wait even when you got in the 10 items or less line
#930 The noise of a motorcycle at an inappropriate time
#931 Black licorice
#932 The crusty build-up of toothpaste on your toothpaste tube
#933 Morning breath
#934 That one room in everyone's house that's off limits
#935 Throw pillows
#936 Getting in and out of a hammock
#937 The touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial combination
#938 Gray leftover snow
#939 The discrepancy between the temperature and what if "feels" like
#940 Hearing songs that have sirens in them while you're driving
#941 True/false test questions that state "if false, make true"
#942 Drinking and walking
#943 Texting with gloves on
#944 When girls wear absurdly large sunglasses
#945 NFL teams that play in a dome
#946 The funny bone
#947 Being unable to untie a knot that you tied
#948 When a lemon seed falls to the bottom of your drink
#949 Picking up the ball while playing ping pong
#950 Cold toilet seats
#951 Cicadas
#952 Drying off with a towel that's already wet
#953 Getting pants off while wearing shoes
#954 When people forget their turn signal is on
#955 Having a hole in your straw
#956 Lines
#957 Floaters
#958 When people say "cha cha cha" while singing Happy Birthday
#959 Having a runny nose
#960 ATM fees
#961 Hitting a red light when you're already late
#962 Butt dials
#963 Unimportant voicemails
#964 Pouring cereal into a bowl and realizing there's no milk
#965 Bra hooks
#966 Static electricity shocks
#967 Loud construction workers in the morning
#968 Losing an hour of sleep during Daylight Saving Time
#969 Disrupted elevator trips
#970 When people use the wrong homophone
#971 Spam mail
#972 Food encroachment
#973 The top and bottom piece of bread
#974 Cars that take up two parking spots
#975 Hearing someone else tell your joke
#976 Radio commercials
#977 Chips breaking off into the salsa
#978 The number of sports teams that California has
#979 Wobbly tables
#980 Music that automatically plays on a web page
#981 Facebook profile pictures that aren't a picture of the person
#982 Hometown foods in other places
#983 Coming up short on the check after everyone chips in
#984 The Internet's "Work Offline" option
#985 Typing out the site name, "1000slightlyannoyingthings.blogspot.com"
#986 When your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence
#987 Not being able to turn on red
#988 Remembering someone's name after they leave
#989 Figuring out how to take a screenshot
#990 The seconds between connecting to the internet and it actually working
#991 Slow drivers in the left lane
#992 Getting stuck with a Q at the end of a scrabble game
#993 When hangers get tangled in each other
#994 When you have to leave as your favorite part of a movie is coming on
#995 Really tight rollercoaster safety bars
#996 Tuesdays
#997 Waking up minutes before your alarm goes off
#998 Wet socks
#999 School zones
#1000 When you get the Doritos residue on your shirt