They should make scented money. It would make banks so pungent. To find a bank, you'd just stick your head out the window and sniff. Your piggy bank would act as an air freshener. Blind people would be able to distinguish different coins and different bills easily. We wouldn't have the immediate need to find the nearest sink to wash our hands of the dirty, metallic smell that our hands reek of after touching coins.
Pennies, chocolate scented. Nickels, cookies just out of the oven scented. Dimes, freshly cut grass scented. Quarters, new shoes scented. Your piggy bank, mom-bringing-freshly-baked-chocolate-chip-cookies-to-you-while-you-have-a-picnic-on-the-grass-in-your-new-kicks scented.
Scented money = good.
The smell of your hands after handling coins...
It's just slightly annoying.
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