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Friday, February 4, 2011

#900 Wearing warm clothes because it's cold in the morning but then being too hot later in the day

You think you have it under control when you put on that long sleeved fleece and jeans in the morning. It's cold! The weather man has informed you that it will get a little hotter, but the "real feel" isn't an unbearable temperature for jeans and long sleeves.

At this point in your life, you must realize that you are wrong just about 100% of the time.  The slight annoyance that we feel when overheating in the inappropriate clothes is one of the many reasons that we should bring snap pants back to fashion.

Mother Nature is out to get us. I'm sure I've said that before, because I'm sure it's true. I'd like to meet Father Nature and ask him what he was thinking when he married such an evil being. Guess what Mother Nature? We're (inadvertently) going to global warm your home and you're going to be as inappropriately dressed as you have us on so many days.

It's just slightly annoying.

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