This booger is the master of elusiveness. This little guy clings to dear life when you start digging around and gets out of harms way when the tissue comes out. Maybe if we could spend more time picking our nose in public, we'd have less elusive boogers to constantly bug us and we'd live a little more peacefully.
Sure, even with that booger chilling there, you can breathe well enough. You can tell yourself it's no big deal, you'll forget about it. But you'll always feel that elusive booger, slightly blocking your nasal passage. Get angry, get aggressive, get that booger and obtain freedom. Breathe deep and enjoy your victory and the fresh air.
It's just slightly annoying.
there's a ridiculously easy way to get rid of the bugger. what you do is block the other nostril and give a big blow. with the extra air pressure, the pesky little thing should fly right out.
ReplyDeleteMy booger just did what that baby's booger was doing today! I think I'll call them flingers from now on, because you blow your nose, only to discover you didn't wipe it well enough. How do you know this? Because you are now the owner of a long thin yellow mass hanging across your lip. Congratulations!
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