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Showing posts with label Embarrassing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Embarrassing. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

#836 Sweating through a shirt

If you ever want to feel self conscious, go ahead and arrive somewhere important after having trekked through the heat in your gray shirt.

There's nothing like arriving to your job in a shirt that is no longer the same color because of all of your body sweat. You gotta love taking a seat in class wondering how gross people think those stains on your shirt are. Walking seemed like such a good idea! Lesson learned.

Find yourself some air conditioning and don't move for about 15-20 minutes. Your visible sweat stains might just go away, leaving you wondering if that dry sweat is emitting the terrible odor you've begun to smell everywhere.

It's just slightly annoying.

Monday, April 25, 2011

#857 Running while wearing a schoolbag

Note: This slight annoyance
knows no boundaries.
Let's face it, nobody looks cool when they run with a schoolbag on. It awkwardly bangs against your back and shifts your weight in  perfectly awkward proportions to make it look like your running with some sort of mental deficiency. You should definitely avoid getting in the scenario where you need to run with a schoolbag. Maybe you're better off missing the school bus but retaining some dignity, but in the end, you gotta do what you gotta do.

It's just slightly annoying.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

#862 Push doors that look like pull doors

This is just blatantly trying to
confuse us.
Store owners must do this on purpose to watch people embarrass themselves. Why would you need a place to grip if it was a push door? You don't. I've seen multiple people actually give up when they couldn't open a push door by pulling it. Humans may be smart, but sometimes we need a little help...how about a "push" sign?


It's just slightly annoying.

Friday, March 25, 2011

#874 Overly powerful sinks

Overly powerful sinks are the source of much embarrassment. We should be rewarded for washing our hands! Being sanitary is good! Instead, overly powerful sinks splash everywhere, causing a wet mess all over the place. These wet spots will of course end up all over your clothes, leaving you walk into the social world with wet spots all over your pants. You see those people looking at you, whispering and giggling? Yeah, they're talking about the wet spots all over your pants, you pants wetter. 

My advice? Get some time in with the hand dryer. Get to know it really well. It may be the only way to save yourself from the embarrassment this sink has caused you.

It's just slightly annoying.