#973 The top and bottom piece of bread

What are you even supposed to do with this piece of bread? It looks so innocent from the reverse side, and then you flip it over and wow, would you look at that? It's just one giant piece of crust.

We all know the piece lurking at the bottom.

Here's a genius idea: make a loaf of bread, throw out the top and bottom piece, replace them with edible pieces of bread, sell it. I'll be your first buyer. Step your game up Wonder Bread.

It's just slightly annoying.