#987 Not being able to turn on red

There's a real lack of trust going on in this world. We are obviously not trusted on the roads nowadays.


They don't just give out licenses you know. You have to earn that thing. You have to prove you know the traffic laws. So where do these signs get off telling us that we can't turn on red? You listen here "no turn on red" sign, I know to look both ways (once again, this won't apply to you New Jersey drivers) before moving on a red light, not because I know the traffic laws, but because basic survival skills tell me to do so. These inherent, basic survival skills have taught us that we probably shouldn't move our car in front of a moving car. These very same basic survival skills also taught us how to hunt, kill and unscrew signs too. We're coming after you NTOR signs (see what I did there?) and there shall be no mercy for the annoyance you've caused us over the course of history.

A stop sign this time, a No Turn on Red sign next time!

 It's just slighty annoying.