#971 Spam mail

It's exciting when you have an email in your inbox. There's so many possibilities in an email: free stuff, a catch-up letter from an old friend, important alerts, updates, tracking information on your new mail-order bride, someone reaching out to meet you...an email could be anything! As we all know though, that's quite the double edged sword.

Instead of all these awesome things, we've become more accustomed to spam mail. The most anticlimactic mail out there. It comes in all forms and with all crazy types of content. No, I'm not going to provide you with my credit card information so you can "deposit 1,000,000 dollars into my account." No, I don't care to increase my penis size (maybe store that one to read later). Just because I once bought a desk online doesn't mean I'm interested in hearing about great deals on a 12-pack of desks. No, I still don't want to increase my penis size (I wonder if girls get these. I wonder if anyone else gets these actually. This could be a bad sign). There's no need to go on and on with this, we all get these emails. Before you get too excited about seeing some mail in your inbox, pull back a little and brace yourself for a slight dissapointment.

It's just slightly annoying.