Doritos are awesome. So is licking off the cheesy residue that sticks to your fingers. It's like a bonus for eating Doritos. It's like the Doritos company is saying, "great job finishing our bag of Doritos, but wait, there's more!" Where else can you get such a reward?Not so awesome is when you forget your fingers are covered in this cheesy residue. You do the classic shirt rub-off that you do when you eat every other crumby food. It's normally a great feeling, cleaning your hands of those harmless crumbs with just one swipe on the shirt.
It's a slightly annoyed feeling, however, that you experience when you forget that these aren't just any ordinary crumbs. No, these are special crumbs that are out to get you if you neglect them. And even worse is the fact that it's always the second after you do your shirt rub-off that you've realized your fatal mistake. Cheesy fingers? More like cheesy shirt now. Don't worry, at least that smudge on your nice shirt isn't bright orange or anything.
It's just slightly annoying.
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