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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

#884 The Sidewalk Shuffle

This may also be known as the hallway dance or something of that sort. The Sidewalk Shuffle is the scenario that occurs when you are walking along the sidewalk and someone is coming towards you on the same side of said sidewalk. The Sidewalk Shuffle is what happens when the two of you finally do reach the meeting point.

You go right, they go left. Whoops, stalemate, try again.
You both correct yourself and find yourself in the same stalemate.
You look at the other person with a slight smile and a slight "get out of my way glare" and the problem somehow fixes itself.
That, my friends, is the Sidewalk Shuffle. While it may be slightly amusing...

It's just slightly annoying.

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