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Monday, November 22, 2010

#953 Getting pants off while wearing shoes

Taking off your pants (or someone else's pants) is usually a pretty simple, pretty easy and pretty awesome activity. Go ahead, take off your pants right now. Doesn't that feel good?

One man simply does
not have the time to deal
with pants shenanigans.


The answer is yes, that feels great. For those of you who have your shoes on however, you will probably find yourself in disagreement. Keeping the shoes on during the pants removal process is a guaranteed way to add a slightly annoying 3+ minutes to the process. Everything will be going so well as you slide down your pants when all of the sudden, bam, you hit your ankles, where your shoes say to your pants "no, this is as far as you go." You'll fight through the awkward stage of pulling your pants legs around shoes, one a time, thinking to yourself how stupid you were for not taking off your shoes. And that's just the best case scenario. Worst case scenario? This pants-off maneuver leads to the embarrassment of falling on your face, and let me tell you, your face is not a fan of falling on itself.
 
No pants problems here.
Snap pants should be socially acceptable for all ages and environments. I wouldn't mind seeing some snap pants around the office, or seeing the groom walk down the aisle in a solid pair of snaps.

It's just slightly annoying.

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