#962 Butt dials

A phone, clearly conniving.

Ah, the old butt dial. We get it and we give it, and either way, it's just slightly annoying. It is especially slightly annoying if one butt ends up leaving an unimportant voicemail, the double whammy that could push a slight annoyance to be a regular annoyance. Let's clear things up on the definition of butt-dialing. To do so, let's turn to the most reliable, accurate dictionary there is: the urban dictionary. Below is an abbreviated excerpt:

BUTT DIALING
When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it. 

Synonyms: roll over calling, booty calling, baby-got-back calling

Urban dictionary also informs us that there is the crotch dial, the breast dial, and of course, the diaper dial. You can imagine what these definitions entail.

If only our butts can talk, then it wouldn't be slightly annoying when someone's phone happens to dial your number while in someones pocket. Butts probably hate it when you answer a butt dial because your two butts may just have wanted to have a great conversation between themselves. Quit being a conversation ruiner.

It's just slightly annoying.